EUREKA DECLARES VICTORY OVER HOMELESSNESS

Pah! They wish! It ain´t that easy…right? *hides in a bush*

Tuluwat Examiner

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CITY OF EUREKA DECLARES VICTORY OVER HOMELESSNESS

(EUREKA) In a recent press conference City of Eureka officials declared they have solved the homeless problem “once and for all.”

“I didn’t realize it would be this easy,” observed Eureka Police Department Chief Andrew Mills.

“I mean, one minute they were there and then POOF! They were gone” said Chief Mills. “We should have tried this sooner. “

Police officers at the scene handing out eviction notices behind the Bayshore Mall (popularly known as the “Devil’s Playground”) were hesitant to correct the Police Chief. But one officer pointed out, “They didn’t exactly go POOF! Rather they just disappeared with a flash of light and a loud POP!”

“It was pretty cool” another EPD officer added.

Eureka Police and City Government had recently decided to try new strategies to solve Eureka’s homeless problems.

According to City Manager…

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